Athlete Christmas Lists: Darko Milicic

What’s the point. It doesn’t even matter. Presents don’t make you feel better. Nothing makes you feel better. Whatever. I don’t even care.

1. That Deftones CD that has their cover of the Smiths’ “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want” on it. It’s darker.
2. Gift card to The Black Angel. I don’t care for how much. Whatever. Like it matters.
3. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Director’s Cut. Right, like you get why it’s cool. So lame.
4. Hangover on DVD.
5. Admission ticket to Disneyland Paris for when I get back to Europe. “Why?” You wouldn’t understand.

xDarkox

A compendium of WANTS

I’ve been WANTing things a lot of late, y’all.  Like, for example:

A shirt honoring my favorite professional wrestler of all time (not to mention one of the true moral compasses of my youth), Bret “The Hitman” Hart, plus colorway-appropriate pink & black Air Yeezys, courtesy of Daily Drop:

Bonafide Icon’s “Garden Bruisers” T-shirt, courtesy of Trey ‘s fantastic Phenomenal Swag column at BDL:

Illustrator Joel Kimmel‘s “LeBron James Versus the New York Knicks” mini-comic book, which looks awesome (despite it being inspired by his unforgettable 52-9-11 evisceration of Dominant Team Pringles) and is available via “pay what you can” pricing:

The R. Crumb x Vans Mr. Natural Sk8 HI, courtesy of Hypebeast:

The following Free Darko limited edition book prints, as per the “Buy 2, Get 1 Free” deal:

This Joe Strummer T-shirt from Militant Pacifist, courtesy of honeyee via High Snobiety:

The coolest way to take pictures ever, courtesy of GizmoWatch via Likecool:

“And finally…” The Lonely Sandwich T-shirt, commemorating the beautiful visage of Adam Lisagor, aka @lonelysandwich, one of the troika of geniuses that bring you the comedy podcasting gold of You Look Nice Today, courtesy of Felt Tip Shirts:

What do you WANT? Leave ’em in the comments, shoot me an e-mail or hit me on Twitter.