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Athlete Christmas Lists: Devin Brown

Dear Santa:

Pretty dope that you give everyone presents, even if most people don’t know ’em. Could you give me these presents? Be pretty great if you did.

  1. 1-year membership renewal, Kata Hajime Jiu-Jitsu Institute of New Orleans
  2. Voltron kit
  3. 1 bottle of fast-acting friendmaking pills, that I could give to people I meet to make new friends fast
  4. Hangover on DVD
  5. Goodwill toward MIMS

Sincerely yours,

Devin Brown, Kata Hajime Class of ’08