Dear Santa:
Pretty dope that you give everyone presents, even if most people don’t know ’em. Could you give me these presents? Be pretty great if you did.
- 1-year membership renewal, Kata Hajime Jiu-Jitsu Institute of New Orleans
- Voltron kit
- 1 bottle of fast-acting friendmaking pills, that I could give to people I meet to make new friends fast
- Hangover on DVD
- Goodwill toward MIMS
Sincerely yours,
Devin Brown, Kata Hajime Class of ’08