Athlete Christmas Lists: Kevin Youkilis

Santa Claus,

I celebrate Hanukkah.  Yeah, that’s right — the Festival of Lights.  Blow me, asshole.

Also, don’t think you’re fooling me.  We both know you switched the K to a C to throw off the tribunals.  I’m not buying your story for a heartbeat.

Eat it,
Youk

P.S.: Still a couple candles left to light, sooo … Hangover on DVD.

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