At least, that’s what Mama’s Health tells me it should be doing today.
Of course, there’s only one REAL answer here: A healthy dollop of the hottest possible liniment applied directly to your special guy’s testicles.
Yep, today marks one month since I started this little shitshow. Interestingly enough to no one but me, it also marks one year since I had my last cigarette, a decision I’m supposed to be proud of, but that actually infuriates me every day. (I know I could have packed in another year or two of smoking enjoyment before anything real bad happened to my innards.) So, hooray. I am doubly following through on things.
If you’ll indulge me for a moment (and I’m assuming you will, considering you’re here), I just wanted to briefly thank everyone who told me I should try this and everyone who’s taken a second to read my inane ramblings (not to be confused with the fine site Inane Musings). We’ve just passed the 4,000 visits mark, which is about 3,975 more than I anticipated receiving when I signed up for a WordPress account.
I especially want to thank those of you who’ve commented on posts, sent e-mails, gotten at me on Twitter, hyped my stuff on BallHype, or linked me in your blogrolls … remarkable enough as it is to have people read this stuff, it’s exponentially more so that someone would want to join in my conversation and suggest that others do the same.
I’ve been lucky enough to have gotten plugs and/or support from some pretty great people in this community, and I am very, very grateful for that. I hope to validate their votes of confidence, and maybe even earn a few more while I’m at it. And of course, if you’ve got any ideas for how I can improve the look/feel/content/smell/immune system of this is the city line., please feel free to throw some ideas in the comments or shoot me an e-mail — like most one-month-olds, this place is going to need some guidance (not to mention breast milk) before it can grow into an awkward, parent-resenting adolescent.
And now, without further ado, please stand for your municipal anthem.
Thanks for coming, and feel free to stick around a while — we’re just getting warmed up.