Ludicrous mixtapes of former low-light New York Knicks!
And thanks to YouTube, I know now that there are many. Sweet merciful crap, are there too many.
A Kurt Thomas mix. Because who doesn’t love tons of slow-motion shots of midrange jumpers?
Or how about this compendium of Chris Childs and Charlie Ward clips? Man, look at them go! They’re like point guards, but worse!
And who can’t get enough of Nazr Mohammed? Hey, Ewing! Based on old-timey sportswriting criteria, this guy’s better than you [via Spurs ring]!
What up, duke?
I got this one thing I consider my only art.
Nah, dog. REMEMBERING MARDY COLLINS’ ROOKIE YEAR LIKE AN ILLEPHANT WHOSE MEMORY SPITS HOT FIRE
Perhaps greatest of all, though, is the Jim Dolan “P.I.M.P.” mix. Packed with enough venomous fury to power seven cobras for 70 x 7 years of natural kingdom murder!
In case anyone’s wondering why the happiest I’ve been this decade is this year’s 19-25 record, please see above.
ED. NOTE: This is only a partial list of Knicks-related videotaped upfuckery available on the tubes. Please feel free to leave your favorite in the comments.