Congratulations to the greatest leadoff hitter ever, the most destructive basepath force of my lifetime, the first-base coach most likely to insert himself as a pinch runner and go first-to-third, and a guy who will never, ever forget his own name. Suck it, Corky.
And if you’ve never listened to David Cross’ Rickey Henderson bit, well, here you go. It’s been a little while since I’ve listened to it, and I can’t recall with 100% clarity if Cross curses here. But since I’m not certain, let’s just go ahead and consider the audio there NSFW.