If you’re standing in a sewer, there’s a pretty good chance that you’re going to have rats down around your feet and ankles. Do yourself a favor and calmly — CALMLY — reach down, then tuck your pants into your socks. That way, any rat looking to shimmy his way up your leg and inject his particular brand of rat rabies into your femural artery’s going to have a real tough road to hoe. Meanwhile, no rat bites.
Thanks, Mark! For more straight talk from the 7-foot-4-inch fomer NBA player, check out Stand Tall, Play Big.