If Rickey Henderson Could Have Voted for Rickey Henderson, Rest Assured, Rickey Henderson Most Certainly Would Have Voted for Rickey Henderson

The only time Rickey Henderson has ever bit his lip.

Congratulations to the greatest leadoff hitter ever, the most destructive basepath force of my lifetime, the first-base coach most likely to insert himself as a pinch runner and go first-to-third, and a guy who will never, ever forget his own name.  Suck it, Corky.

And if you’ve never listened to David Cross’ Rickey Henderson bit, well, here you go.  It’s been a little while since I’ve listened to it, and I can’t recall with 100% clarity if Cross curses here.  But since I’m not certain, let’s just go ahead and consider the audio there NSFW.